I've been invited to go on.......

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  1. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    .....a speed awareness course. £80. Cant wait... I assume they're gonna teach me how to go faster?:D
     
    #1 BLAGGERS, May 13, 2012
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  2. kpone

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    Give me £75 and I'll teach you how to occasionally look down at your speedo plus you'll be a fiver up mate.
     
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  3. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Only you would think that blags lol

    What do you have to do to earn such an amazing invite ?
     
    #3 Jamiestrada, May 13, 2012
  4. tandbiskits

    tandbiskits Active Member

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    I think you have to highlight your impeccable riding skills to one of the members of the constabulary, they pull you over for a lighthearted chat regarding your amazing bike control whilst first asking you the oblgatory ` SO SON , WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? NIGEL MANSELL( slightly out of touch with modern motorsport), BARRY SHEENE, GIACOMO AGOSTINI`.
    Then perhaps they ask if there is a fire somewhere? i think this covers your question Jamie. oh & they normally ask for your autograph !
     
    #4 tandbiskits, May 13, 2012
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  5. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    In my defence, it wasn't my bike, so I was unsure as to the whereabouts of the speedo, occifer.
     
    #5 BLAGGERS, May 13, 2012
  6. Haggler ®™

    Haggler ®™ Active Member

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    It was only £60 last year............well it was when I did it!,Sods law really..............I nearly got caught doing ****speed one day on the bike, then caught the next day in the Service Van in a 30
     
    #6 Haggler ®™, May 13, 2012
  7. BLAGGERS

    BLAGGERS Well-Known Member

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    Bunch o cnuts. But saves copping for 3 points and giving the insurance co. another excuse to ramp up the already extortionate premium
     
    #7 BLAGGERS, May 13, 2012
  8. slowr1der

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    You will hurt Benns feelings mate
     
    #8 slowr1der, May 13, 2012

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