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1. Open google maps 2. Go to get directions 3. Type on china as your starting point 4. Make Taiwan your destination 5. Read step 48
Brilliant! But I think when the time comes for China to go to Taiwan, they wont need to swim, they'll just walk across the bodies.
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common? 'Its not unusual.'
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect." And then the fight started........