what it is ya see, ken's an ok guy, but he's still got ginger bollocks. Er, he HAS gone hasn't he...?
You too eh? He told me, in his guise as Aunty Ken, that i should send him naked photos of myself draped over my bike!!! I wonder what he's done with them ??
Ken leaves, sun arrives. Perhaps he is the ginger snow witch and been ginxing the weather. Can someone sink the ferry and ground all aircraft.
Well Jamie print this off and put by your bed. sure you will feel better knowing Ken is still with us
Right you shit kickers I'm back, and don't think that you all slagging me off while I was gone has gone unnoticed either, ya swines. You just wait until I've finished shovelling enough of this skin off the plane that we can get off the bloody thing and I'll give you all the bloody good kicking you deserve and need to remind you just who the daddy is around here. Matt, you mention those pictures again and I'm never going to let you have your children back. There's still a lot of chimneys unswept in the south west, mister. Villan, yes I am like the wind, but that's just a.......digestive thing that probably came on with the change of water while abroad. Oh, and don't anybody thank me for taking the bad weather away with me so you could all ride your bloody bikes! Nooooooooooo thank you very much! It was bloody pissing down the first two days, while you were all pootling around without me! Yes Jamie, I'm looking at you. I was growing sodding gills while you were all catching flies in your teeth, grinning. Yeah thanks Ken! Yeah I'm back baby. Bigger, bullshitier and bright red and throbbing. Damn these ginger locks and pale blue skin pigment!
Poor wife ,she's had a week of you and now your back you leave her on her own whilst scanning the forum for new Minx oh and welcome back we did sort of miss you (in a sad way).
