Here here. God knows you suffer enough the rest of the year guys. Enjoy your soggy toast and runny eggs and get your feet up for the racing.
i've had bacon sarnie at 7am in bed after my wife made my eldest do it ( 20 mins shouting ) didn't eat it think she might have spat in it then the customary bar of chocolate from my other daughter wife is now still in bed and its pissing down yea happy fathers day
When I posted this before I went to work I thought, have I really missed out over these years by not having children of my own? Thanks Gray, for confirming i made the right choice.
A dear friend of mine once told me that, for the life of him, he could never understand my reticence to have children. Eventually, full of frustration at my lack of interest in his arguments and deep in his cups, he stated that when I was old and alone in the world, I would be packing my megre possessions into a shabby, compressed cardboard suitcase, locking the door of the home I loved for the final time and trudging, desolate to the bus stop for a ride to the old people's home. To which my response was that at least it would save me the final humiliation of being dumped there by my kids.
