"The internet" says about 5-6oz, so less than half a pound in real money. Make them do it Jimbo, you don't want it to go pop.
You actually googled that hey v! That's awesome.. That's my school of thought, can't leave it again as it will one day!
Ah jimbo, hope you're ok mate, it is pretty funny you're working in the hospital you're now stuck in! keep us updated mwah x
Let me know and I will get my lunchtime chop sticks back out the bin and nip over, i am only by Holborn
Please David, don't even joke about it... I've only just stopped wetting myself at the thought of Jimbo's pimply starfish being flashed to the world as he hobbles up the corridor in his arseless hospital gown. Thanks for checking Vino. See, thats got to be nearly a set of Pro Bolt Titanium casing screws you'll be saving there James.
Quality mate. Pmsl... Just cheered me right up. Let's say by 6pm if I'm still lying here festering we can crack on. Bring a chow mein and we can have some grub after lol
It's time to stop taking the piss. (have you been, by the way). I am sorry you're in there mate. Look, I've made you a cake...
I did. To be fair, I was amazed that the west country oracle didn't actually know said answer in the 1st place.... Let me know if you need care package of warm Lucozade and a bag-o-grapes delivered to your bed side.
Really? I thought I was being generous. Sorry V, I let you down. Vestigial tails and extra digits I could tell you but we haven't evolved all the usual organs yet, let alone redundant ones.
It ain't far off that mate - hot nurses in Chelsea dude... Well they are taking it out, but not sure if tonight or tomorrow.
See this is why I last visited a hospital when I was 8 years old. The nurses around here look like short, fat dumpy versions of Tom Selleck
Sorry to hear your in pain matey, I had the same as you and they left mine in, been ok so far ! Hope all goes well
I would send you a bunch of grapes but thought you would prefer them fermented into one of my favourites:
