Back from scotland 4 days early.

Thats right dudes four days early! Why i hear you say ''must be the weather'' Nope ''The fuckin cottage was haunted! I have just had four full nights without sleep due to creepy goings on ,let me explain .I decided that a piecefull Scotish break was needed so i rented an old gatehouse /Lodge looking at the photos in the site it looked quite authentic so paid up and went .On arrival we entered the lodge and it was full of old Scottish bric abrac ect and a great big old painting of some old dude right over the fireplace Gulp! Went up the stairs and i got a bit of a shivver around the landing area we went into the main bedroom and there was an old type bed /wardrobe .Bookcase full of books a dresser (which we will come to later) and a old wooded chair next to the window . The place in general was ok with tv in most rooms Wi-fi but was inkeeping with the style of victorian and was gloomy. Anyway as i had already started to pick up some vibes we went to bed and Elaine was gone and flat out which left me and Sam the jack russell to tough it out. So lights out and it was black as coal so a quick try to get to sleep and i started to boil up and there was a knocking noise like on pipework so i spent a full night shitting it and was glad to see dawn although i had no sleep and two nights very similar with the added full body chill although i was under the blankets this was full on head to toe like walking into a deep freeze .On the second night i was bursting for a piss so after plucking up some courage i groped along the bedroom wall found the door handle opeded the door and then gropped for the light switch to the landing that was freeking me out i found the switch alright only trouble it was for the fire alarm so as soon as i pressed it the fucker let out the loudest noise ever so you can imagine that!So the next day i was in the bathroom and my hair got flicked and a couple of times i felt a puff of cold air on my neck(Fuck) So after 3 nights of this i explained to Elaine that i had had enough so we went to bed last night and both had a read With Sam on the bed ,I kept looking at him and he was staring at the bedroom door and did a couple of wineing noises which alerted Elaine and then she could not go to sleep so we spent most of the night awake with Sam having a couple of barks at the door so we decided to take him down to let him out for a pea but he just would not settle and neither could i .It got to about 3 and we knocked out the lights and within minutes Elaine said why did you just blow down my ear WTF! i was turned to opposite way! so lights back on Sam still focused on the door at about 5am Elaine said we might as well pack as to sit here and went into the bathroom for a wash as she left the room there was a type of smell like old womens talc or something but i just assumed that she had used a spray or even a air freshener so thought nothing of it anyhow when she came in she said whats that smell i said i thought it was her but she said no a double WTF and that gents after 4 nights of no sleep was my Scottish holiday.Ps great to be back.

 

Dont think i could have stayed 1 night. i have a massive fear of ghosts

 

I'd love to stay there... Really. The dead cant hurt you Giv. Only the miserable bastards we call the human race can.
Got the address??

 

Cool. PM me the details. Would LOVE to go cos I dont believe in that shit.
Had a fortune teller type in the pub last year, and because I constantly poo poo such drivel I was forced to stump up my twenty quid and sat in on it all. Fook, she was going round us all, individually 'as the spirits guided her' (lmfao). But the stuff she was telling strangers.......(must have done some homework). Anyhow, my mate was sat next to me and she just looked right at him and told him to carry on riding his bike, and not to sell it. Which is what he was going to do as a mutual friend got killed earlier that month. But, the strange bit, every time she looked at me she seemed to 'shiver' slightly and quickly looked away. At one point she merelu said ' i'll have to come back round to you'. Never did. Bitch. After the session she approached me, apologised, give me her card and asked me to call her for a more private sitting. Bollocks, I thought, it's because I was a last minute addition and she didn't have time to snoop. So, i'm all for this haunted cottage malarky.

 

Love a good spooky story , but thought you were a rough tough hairy arsed blade rider .. lol Should have stayed - man up and show that spooky old Scottish hag whos boss Serious though i used to live in a 350 yr old farm house and i tell you know that place was proper haunted too, not nasties just friendly hi jinks ghosties , so can appreciate what your saying mate..

 

Come on Giv, have heart mate. I am struggling to control my bowls as it is without having to hold them clenched whilst pissing myself laughing. On the up side, at least the misses had the willies put up her.

 

Here you are Bravehearts. Cottages 4 you West lodge Gatehouse of Fleet.Good fucking luck and let us know how you go on.

 

Should that not have read 'let us know how you goooohoooohooow on'

 

This is a true story... The gods honest truth,So read on.
18 mths ago, My brother, Al, bought an old house that needed a lot of work. The previous owner, a Mrs Davies, went into a home, and died piecefully a year prior.
He's a bit OCD on most things, everything in its place etc.. And spent a lot of time over the past 12 mths doing it up with Tommy, the builder. He loves his house, and spent every waking hour after work getting it sorted for his missus and his son, Henry. He's done a great job and it looks fabulous. He's also taken many a picture to document the renovation of it.
Anyway, the last thing to tackle was the garden, but had to wait for the extra money, so when he saved it, he started early this year. New turf, decking, nice plants and flowers.
Again, Al documented the progress with his camera. When sifting through the contents of his camera on his computer, he noticed that one of them had an image of an old woman, it can be clearly seen. He shit himself a bit, and when he showed the pic to his missus, she totally crapped herself. I had a ok the other week, and the image of the woman is very clear. No doubt about that.
Anyway, this Sunday, Al was taking his missus, Gill, and Henry out to Carr farm near where he lives. Just before pulling off, Henry said,

"Daddy, who's the lady sitting next to me?"!!!!
Al replied..."That'll be mrs Davies!"

He told me he felt shivery, then normal after a few seconds. Henry never mentioned it again, during or after the journey. He is 3 yrs old.
I'll get Al to email me the pic and I'll post it up. No shit guys, true story.


Edited to add, here's the picture...just got it off Gills Facebook photos:


You can clearly see her in the kitchen window. There are no pics up on the walls, so light isn't reflecting, and Henry said its the woman that was sitting next to him in the car.
Brrrr...makes you cold thinking about it.

 

Pic added.

 

Giv, yer a big girl's blouse. Get some balls ya tart

 

Spooky as fook ken isn't it? His missus is proper freaked out. He's done some researching on the old lady by asking neighbours etc.... She was supposed to be a really nice woman, so Al seems chilled with it now, a bit anyway.

 

ffs......goblins, ghoulies, fairies, father fookin christmas........

 

if a child can see/sense something i always believe it,my nephew went under my parents bed to get his football he had been kicking about
when he came out with the football he asked my mum whos the grey lady under the bed!! i moved out a few weeks later