We need to start a 1000rr numpty award: And the nominations are: 1. Icarus = for turning up at Ace on the wrong day
1000rr Forum Numpty Awards And the nominations are: 1. Icarus = for turning up at Ace on the wrong day 2. Zee = for GSXR off roading
3. Blaggers = Blaggers Actually, can I add the "Shit Sandwich Optimism" award, also to Blaggers, because of the shit storm that's been served up to him recently and he's still been one of the best humoured geezers I've ever come across.
Awww, gee...thanks mate. X Do I get a knob head award for standing on the new replacement main fairing stay and snapping the cnut?
In the face of certain adversity, total defiance is the only recourse. Or.......there is a saying that has been passed down for generations. I believe it goes something like....fuck it.
Don't worry about things you can't do anything about and things that you can do something about there is no point in worrying over. Numpty for turning up on the wrong day but by god what a great days riding.
Can I nominate myself, just put a self tapping screw through the deck of a boat and straight into the plastic fuel tank. Oh cock.
Yes mate you do, see "3". Robin, fair enough, I'm sure Freedom will overlook you nominating yourself seeing as it is such a potentially lethal act of numptism. Icarus, there's a prayer Christians say, may even be a psalm. "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference." Wise words even to a thrice cursed Satanist like me.
1000rr Forum Numpty Awards update And the nominations are: 1. Icarus = for turning up at Ace Cafe on the wrong day 2. Zee = for GSXR off roading 3. Blaggers = for too many things to list 4. Robinh73 = for drilling through his fuel tank 4. Giv = for being a baby in the holiday cottage Remal. Can you put this into a sticky? Closing date for all nominations 30th November. Voting and awards in time for Christmas. Good idea or bad idea?
Er.... I gotta fess up here, cos I think I might get caught out tomorrow by some eagle eyed blade lover. When fitting the new fairings, I drilled the right hand panel exactly spot bollock on for the crash bung. I then drilled the left panel, using the other as a template. I measured off the wrong hole.......opposite way round ya see? In my defence I WAS pushed for time.....
School boy error mate. You can stop trying so hard your already nominated and you don’t get any extra points or kudos for extra numpytness although you might get a life time award in double quick time.
What's the prize going to be then David, a first aid kit? Mind you, I know someone who might cut themselves opening one.