I will donate an A2 print of their choice to the winner. I've already got the image if it's Blaggers. A Google Earth view stretching from his house to St James University Hospital A&E with the route marked in Braille.
1000rr Forum Numpty Awards update And the nominations are: 1. Icarus = for turning up at Ace Cafe on the wrong day 2. Zee = for GSXR off roading 3. Blaggers = for too many things to list 4. Robinh73 = for drilling through his fuel tank 4. Giv = for being a baby in the holiday cottage 5. Vino = for not being able to tell the time 6. Samuk = for not looking with his eyes
OK what I miss, I know it was suggested for this to be a sticky and if it gets a lot of reply's and interest i'm happy to do so
Well, there was a bit of a power play while you were gone and it could easily have turned into a full blown coup except no one wanted to be in charge.
Probably me, unfortunately. It was me who brought the fact that the entire Polit Bureau was 'in absentia' to the revolting masses. My suggestion for the new secretary of the central committee was Blaggers, based on his seniority and popularity with the proletariat, but it was doomed as a coup from the start. I don't relish corporal punishment at all but best get it over with.
I may well have earned myself a nomination today, even if it is from a particularly left field. During a stressy, hassley kind of morning I took a phone call from the rep from a large, Japanese film company and answered with my standard "good afternoon, Focal Point, can I help?" to which he replied " you should ask 'how may I help you', it helps to open the sale. If you just say 'can I help' they may just say 'no' and hang up." Recognising the voice my response was "if they were to do that, what would be the fcuking point of bothering to fcuking phone me in the first place, then". At this point he explained that he was on his way home from his 20 years service celebration lunch and had his wife, the reverend Mrs rep from a large Japanese film company sat beside him in the car, while he spoke to me on hands free. In my defence, people should be aware of the likely response to condescending comments in my presence. But I feel I may have crossed a line.
And the nominations are: 1. Icarus = for turning up at Ace Cafe on the wrong day 2. Zee = for GSXR off roading 3. Blaggers = for too many things to list 4. Robinh73 = for drilling through his fuel tank 4. Giv = for being a baby in the holiday cottage 5. Vino = for not being able to tell the time 6. Samuk = for not looking with his eyes 7. Ken = for not being the "worlds local printer"
True Mike, true. But as I sit here attempting to relax and rig my other xbox up despite having forgotten my Xbox live pass word and it not letting me play any games without it, I'm pondering the situation and what transpired, and my inadvertently allowing my frustration to trigger a response that in hindsight may have have been hasty, and some might even say, ill advised. I find myself thinking I should give a flying fcuk what an Anglican deacon thinks about me and my attitude. When the time comes when I have to stand before the grand poobah, if he asks me to make good account for myself, I'll dare him to judge me against some of the monsters who've transgressed in his name and if he doesn't like it, well, I won't offend any Christians on here by saying what I'll suggest he does about it.
Went for a ride with Dave v and a few lads.We got to Sevenoaks and one of the lads broke down.I stopped with another rider who told me to catch the rest of the group up and he will follow up.Take the next right after the light.I flew down this road for 6miles and found f*ck all.It should have been ethe second turning on the right.That 6miles got me nowhere near a motorwa.So I had to turn back the way I came and go a further3 miles to get on the junction I needed.
So I decided to have some peas with my fish finger butties ( i'm useless at cooking ). Got the bag of frozen 'zeroids' outta the freezer and started to slowly pour them into a pan of boiling water. Didn't realise til it was too late that the flame had burnt through the bottom of the bag.......
Steve, you are the king of 1000rr Numpty Awards top trumps. No matter what, you can pull a new winner out of the deck. Do you do your fish finger butties 3 lengthwise and one across the top of the slice? I think the standard size of a sliced loaf was actually decided because this configuration of fish fingers is a perfect fit for it.
If its a warburtons loaf I do a 'perimeter' to fence the peas in, bolb o ketchup for added security then a couple across the top to create a roof. If it's an aldi cheese topped bap I dont bother with peas, just lay them 4 across with the obligitory dollop of the red stuff. Oh, and plenty black pepper is a must.
