Just got one and thought it was a good thread idea. Just sat watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone with the wife and kids. my 10 yo daughter loves HP and just said to me and the wife "miss mcgonagall takes heads" "What" I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "miss mcgonagall takes head teacher after dumbledore leaves in the next movie " Phew, thats right dear. wife and I look at each other ......................
My girlfriends son a few years ago said to his mum while up at her mum and dads: Mum why does papa have skin growing on top of his hair? I swear a bit of pee came out while I was rolling around
Could have been worse. She could have said Miss McGonagall gives head, and when you said 'what!!!!', she said 'sorry, I meant blow jobs"
Mate of mine actually told me this one. He and his wife had been watching one of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy and when it finished he asked her what she thought of it. Apparently she pondered for a second and said, "Well it was alright...........bit far-fetched though"
owww got another from the wife earlier this year watching Moto gp, Said to the wife "cal's doing well" "Who which one is that" says the wife " I said that one" pointing to he TV while the ass camera was on cal. "But thats Spidi" not cal I then roll about laughing my ass off as I try and tell her that's the make of his leathers, crutchlow is just about the Spidi logo
Jeanette has her own little code names for the MotoGP guys. Rossi Is 'Monkey Man' and Marco was 'Lemoncelli'. She's sat here, nose stuck in her iPhone and the eharmony advert came on. All of a sudden, without looking up she announced " I wouldn't join one of those places". I'm not good at subliminal but...
When my son was small we were in the shops. He wanted something and I told him we couldn't afford it. 'Why don't you just go and buy some more money?' said he.
They're coming thick and fast now. Just speaking to my aunty on the phone. She's a bit of a lover of the church and all the gubbings that surround it. She was telling me about a documentary she watched last night about the Vatican Museum. "Arthur" she said. She's called me Arthur ever since Happy Days first was on. It's the leather jacket. "Arthur" she said, "When you were in Rome did you go to the Vatican?" "Yes Rose, we did." "Did you go into the Sistine Chapel?" "Yes, we did." "When you were in there, did you look up?" ?
did you look up, take a flash photo and have an angry italian put a gun in your face!?!? no - must just be me then.........
No James, I read the signs everywhere that said no photography. Then I switched on my video camera and tucked it into the crook of my arm pointing up. There was a rather large, grumpy and northern lady stood close to me who proclaimed as loudly as she could: "I preferred t'ceiling in't other room." You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think.
During a conversation with a couple of 'bikers' in the showroom yesterday at my desk between a Goldwing on one side of us and a 2012 Fireblade on the other.... Guy 1 points at Goldwing ' Wow, what size engine is in that?' Me '1800' Guy 2 'Jeez, bet that goes quick...thats what I want...real fast' Me, points at the Fireblade 'well you want the Fireblade then not that' Guy 2 'what size engine is in a Fireblade then? 2 or 2.5L?' Me 'no its a litre bike' Guy 1 'You need to go on a training course mate..theres no way a bike with a litre engine will be faster than an 1.8L' Guy 2 'yeah, Honda should try putting the 1800 engine into that little bike, that'd give it some serious speed'
Ken - I saw the signs, just thought I'd turned my flash off. Didn't think he'd be so touchy about it, it's only a fcuking flakey old ceiling ffs. The one next door was better!!
Give an Italian a gun and he'll either drop it or stick it up your nose. When I showed reticence to remove my belt at the metal detector at Leonardo da Vinci, the officer at the gate actually looked down his machine gun at me. I have never showed such reticence since.
Well I just showed J Eyore's badly spelt road sign picture and then told her to read it again, when she screwed her nose up, then again, then again, then again, then I got bored and pointed it out to her and she said "Yeah, I see that but I don't see what you're getting at." Good thread this, in'it.
