A public apology

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  1. Brom66

    Brom66 Well-Known Member

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    You got out alive:confused::eek:, Is nigel still in there or have they eaten him :(:(
     
    #41 Brom66, May 25, 2020
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  2. Brom66

    Brom66 Well-Known Member

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    FFS:eek: had to double take that one
     
    #42 Brom66, May 25, 2020
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  3. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Elite Member

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    He’s hooked up to morphine to help with the pain he has endured. I was lucky to get out :D
     
    #43 mk3golfcab, May 25, 2020
  4. Gravel trap

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    you were lucky to get invited.......
     
    #44 Gravel trap, May 25, 2020
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  5. DangerMouseUK

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    Is there a membership form I can fill in or something?

    :)
     
    #45 DangerMouseUK, May 26, 2020
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  6. Lozzy

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    You need to be 30 or under and preferably with a bit more stamina than Liam...

    Application forms can be obtained...

    c/o @Selmer50mark . Garstang Bogs.

    Make sure you request the right one!
     
    #46 Lozzy, May 26, 2020
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  7. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Elite Member

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    Not sure how I got through the net being over 30!

    word of warning. They are bloody insatiable. Join at your peril.
     
    #47 mk3golfcab, May 26, 2020
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  8. Lozzy

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    You said you were 18 on the form and looked it o_O :p
     
    #48 Lozzy, May 26, 2020
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  9. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Elite Member

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    That’s because I’ve not hit puberty yet mate
     
    #49 mk3golfcab, May 26, 2020
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  10. PauloHRC

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    Failing that....... A pulse and a cock wil do! :rolleyes::D:D
     
    #50 PauloHRC, May 26, 2020
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  11. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Elite Member

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    Pulse? They’re not that picky Paulo
     
    #51 mk3golfcab, May 26, 2020
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  12. Lozzy

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    Rigor only lasts a few hours :rolleyes:
     
    #52 Lozzy, May 26, 2020
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  13. mk3golfcab

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    Stiff situation to be in mate
     
    #53 mk3golfcab, May 26, 2020
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  14. Lozzy

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    That's dead funny mate...I'm coffin wi laughing here ...
     
    #54 Lozzy, May 26, 2020
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  15. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Elite Member

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    I didn’t think the jokes could get worse after mine but you’ve proved me wrong. Congratulations.
     
    #55 mk3golfcab, May 26, 2020
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  16. Selmer50mark

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    ffs ........ where is this going :rolleyes: with jokes like that apology not accepted ;)
     
    #56 Selmer50mark, May 26, 2020
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  17. PauloHRC

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    That's coronavrius for you @Lozzy...... Told you you shouldn't have gone to Matlock!! :eek::D
     
    #57 PauloHRC, May 26, 2020
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  18. bazzashadow

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    Where do I sign up;)
    Who wants upsetting?:p:p:p:p
     
    #58 bazzashadow, May 26, 2020
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  19. Kentblade

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    Having take a few months or longer out, it’s nice to know nothings changed guys and girls.

    So what rung Niges bell for him to f**k off again?
     
    #59 Kentblade, May 26, 2020
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  20. Barstewardsquad

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    Think we failed to recognise his special status, a few downvotes amd some sharp words later his precios snowflake soul was collected by the baby jesus and wafted gently across the ocean to the US blade site :p
     
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