Okay, so Mrs Ken isn't home yet and I've just had to answer the door to two 10 or 12 year old girls dressed as the brides of Dracula and ask them if they like lollipops. I know it was perfectly innocent. They know it was perfectly innocent. But....
Another reason to ban it is (it was a slow night this year, as it's a Monday night) I must have opened the door 20+ times tonight. Had 80 sweets (made sure it was 1 each), and they all went. WTF - no sweets for me & Mrs V has banned me from sampling Juniors collection as "Look, your getting porky & you'll be the sad one when you can't fit in your leathers". If fact, we should start a thread called Spectacular Vernacular, or 'shit my wife/husband says to me'