Been out power washing the drive all morning and just came in to lunch to find mrs Ken tumble drying the bedding and defrosting the freezer at the same time. What she'd done was to take the vent hose from the tumble dryer and bungie it to the open freezer door. Not only was she recycling energy but she was making an ironic statement on the melting of the polar icecaps by man made waste by products. I may even apply for an arts council grant on her behalf. But even more important than that is the fact that after 35 years, I'm finally getting her to think like a bloke.
Ken, I reckon that's got a Turner prize written all over it. You might even get a lottery grant to fund development of the installation