Fcuking Stictlys started......tonight,tomorrow and sunday until xmas for f**ks sake!! Response off wife is your on your bike thingy........any wonder.
Ken will be too busy with garderners question time mate. How to get VW T5's tyre tracks out of a lawn and how too splint shrubs will be the key topics I'm sure
All fecking day she's been checking her watch, waiting for the vile, pus oozing, flesh crawling shite to descend on us. Sundays, every frigging tea time and every bloody Saturday night, staring up the Mont Blanc tunnel that is Darcy frigging Bussell's frigging Kenneth Williams conk. I need another drink!
Christ, I nearly missed this.. Thanks Dave. Mmmmmm Susanna Reid was simply lovely. L might just get the benefit later if she plays her cards right.