I'm off out for a ride tomorrow with a mate and was giving the bike the once over earlier when I noticed that the oil was a touch low. I have oil but as it was last changed by the main stealer I wasn't sure what they'd put in it. As such I high-tailed it down there before they shut to buy a bottle of whatever it is they use. I explained this to the guy behind the counter and he handed me a bottle of........ "It's what we put in everything", he said. I have no idea what my face looked like but I think it was something like this...
