I'm at a 50th birthday Atari table with just women and I know no one. Send me a joke, funny pics a taxi;-) HELP
Looks like you are having a similar weekend as Ken ...Nevermind hope this holiday shot of Si will take your mind off it.
here you go Carl Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him. Mick says 'how you doin?' Paddy says 'do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.' Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says 'your dads sent me up here to shag the both of you ' ... They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.' Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?' Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of f#ckin one?' ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Man says to wife " when you take off your bra you look 10 years younger " " Do I " says the wife smiling. Aboslutely - yours tits sag so much they pull the wrinkles out your face.
Man comes home from work. Wife is fuming and says that Johnny had been sent home from school for having sex with a teacher. Bloke laughed which upset the wife more and told him to go upstairs and have a word with his son! Bloke went upstairs and went into Johnny's room. He closed the door and asked Johnny what had happened. Johnny said that the teacher had taking him into the stationary room where they had had sex. Bloke laughed and said nice one son. He then asked Johnny if planned another go with the Teacher, Johnny smiled and said yes, as soon as his arse felt better!!
