ROTFLMFAO! As believable as anything Peirs Morgan ever took blue pencil to. "Not smelt the likes of it since the war". I can hear the horses hooves clopping all the way to Violets funeral, so I can.
No Giv. We still have some here but we don’t have any one living near us so it’s not an issue, having said, it’s funny, now you mention it that we haven’t had any visitors either.
Class!!!! There's now a police cordon around my house and they're telling me to come out. In French! They reckon we've been invaded an all that. Do what! Here's the evidence...
Never mind the smell, you want locking up for those sandals (and with socks) Alex we really need to talk fashion !
How very dare you, David!!! A fierce beard, sock and sandal combo makes the ladeez swoon. Specially when topped off with garlic breath. Irresistible.
Now you're just being personal, Ken. You and David are like an attack dog tag team when I'm rocking the gleaming sandal/sock look. Now where's my metalflake mankini?
A couple of things just occurred to me whilst I was in the shower: 1. Brown and Grey just don’t go, Brown and Blue however.... 2. Whilst we bulldogs might understand a bit of school boy French and being told to come out with our hands up, for the French to understand it would be something like 'Kommen Sie mit Ihnen reicht bis'
Shit David you don't need to shout in German to make the French come out with their hands up. Driving down the boulevard in a Volkswagen should do it.
