The new Ruth Jones series 'Stella' last night? Did anybody wonder about the resemblance between the lad in the undertakers and our own revered sheep worrier?
That’s what I have since god decided i no longer need any top thatching, not sure he (or she) has got it right every time a hit my head on the cooker hood. I bit of fodder might cushion the blow.
I have a certain admiration for the number 2 buzz cut. It manages to say 'I'm not a thug' whilst still implying that hair this short is a lifestyle choice rather than male pattern baldness. I think I must have really heavy hair anyway. When it was really long I started losing it but when I started wearing it short, it stop. So my logic states that it was pulling itself out.
Oh my god! You're right! I'm being sucked into the trend of grooming and...ugh...'product'!!! I'd better go and get some skid marks on these pants, right now!
It's okay everybody I've found a proper bloke slap head grooming kit for us. Arthur? You've probably got this lying around anyway.
