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  1. max headroom

    max headroom New Member

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    To be honest, my arse is too fat to ride a Fireblade, which is why i ride a Honda Blackbird. Anyway, theres no decent Blackbird websites around , so i thought i'd try here. I'm into all types of bike racing, especially Endurance. So, with that in mind, let the piss taking commence !
     
    #1 max headroom, Jan 30, 2013
  2. Repsol Rob

    Repsol Rob Elite Member

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    heh heh heh heeeeey.......and well well well welcome Max...................with the fat arse ! :D
     
    #2 Repsol Rob, Jan 30, 2013
  3. Jamiestrada

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    Nice bike :)

    Welcome to the forum, unfortunately can't think of anything to take the piss out of yet, plus I wouldn't have the moral high ground of actually owning a blade or even a Honda at the moment so I will keep quite for now

    Welcome fat arse enjoy the banter ;) I think you will fit in nicely here
     
    #3 Jamiestrada, Jan 30, 2013
  4. Si.

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    You ate too many pies dude?

    Welcome mate, and a blade is just a diet away!:D
     
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  5. kpone

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    I don't recall Max Headroom having an arse. Fat or otherwise.

    I think you're an imposter...
     
    #5 kpone, Jan 30, 2013
  6. lambeth longshanks

    lambeth longshanks Active Member

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    Welcome aboard, shipmate. This is a superb forum.

    Stanley do a range of reassuringly chunky tools called Fat Max. Anything to do with you?
     
    #6 lambeth longshanks, Jan 30, 2013
  7. martinowen

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    Hi welcome, I just hang my fat arse of the sides of the seat
     
    #7 martinowen, Jan 30, 2013
  8. Only1Matrixxx

    Only1Matrixxx Active Member

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    Hi Max, A Blackbird is just a Blade with a fat arse, no??
     
    #8 Only1Matrixxx, Jan 30, 2013
  9. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    Hi Max and welcome......:D
     
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  10. Carl

    Carl Well-Known Member

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    , I can't think of any piss take so welcome Maximus gluteus.
     
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  11. BoroRich

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    I'm starting to think that we're shortly going to get DeLonghi Diswasher owners registering on here because their forum's crap :D

    Joking aside, welcome to the forum, fella. Blackbird's are lovely :D
     
    #11 BoroRich, Jan 30, 2013
  12. max headroom

    max headroom New Member

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    Funny thing, Ive been on here five minutes, and all you've talked about is my ass ! If i'd have known it was "that" kind of forum, i would have joined years ago ! My ass is only in proportion with my 6ft 6ins height, hence riding a Blackbird. Always liked Honda's & had a CB550F, a CB900FZ, a CB650Z, and a 1975 Goldwing with full Vetter fairing ( I know )
     
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  13. BoroRich

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    It's not all about the ass. Having said that I think that kpone and Remal are trying to steer the forum in that direction but the rest of us are having none of it.
     
    #13 BoroRich, Jan 30, 2013
  14. kpone

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    Carl's puns are on fire today.
     
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  15. bardo 1962

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    If your 6ft 6 I won't be taking the piss, unless your a lager drinking southerner. Lol. Hi and welcome fella.
     
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  16. dave d

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    hj n welcome Max lovely bike the blackbird check out Colinbr"s Blackbird
     
    #16 dave d, Jan 30, 2013
  17. mish

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    welcome to here.
     
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  18. steve b

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    hi bud and welcome to the monkey cage,at 6foot 6 i will prob spend alot of time looking at your ass
    as im not that tall,just dont tell ken he gets jealous
     
    #18 steve b, Jan 30, 2013
  19. kpone

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    What year 550 f Max?
     
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  20. SIDEWAYS

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    Welcome Max, Your bike is a Honda and ticks the boxes for me.A blackbird to me is a gentlemans Blade.Elegant, powerful and comfortable.Fat arses can be toned by fireblades, infact I don't recall anyone with a blade fat:confused:
     
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