Lion on the loose! Police advise residents to stay inside after large cat is spotted in Essex | Mail Online Armed police are hunting for a lion believed to be on the loose in Essex. Residents were told to stay indoors after the large cat was spotted in fields near Clacton-on-Sea. Two police helicopters and around 30 police officers, including firearms officers, were scrambled after members of the public reported the sighting to police.
ha ha this is great https://twitter.com/EssexLion I AIN'T BEING FUNNY RIGHT BUT THOSE LADS AT THE BUS SHELTER TASTED WELL RANK I AIN'T AFRAID OF THE BILL. I AIN'T DONE NUFFINK.
Oi @theessexlion who do you fink you are? I'll mess you up bruv! Meet me in the lakeside carpark at midnight! Bring it!
Don't lads, the poor thing's going to end up on the menu in some takeaway in Colchester anyway. Let it have it's fun.
Reports are now coming in that Primark thong elastic has been snapping from Southend to Ipswich as estuary ladettes have been reading reports of "Thee Ssex Lion" being on the loose texted to them by their girlfriends, innit.
And just as Blaggers was getting the hang of the wall of death, he caught something in the corner of his eye and......well you all know the rest.
