You know what a conspiracy theorist old Freedom is Carl. Last night he sneezed and this chip came out of his nose, so hopefully he will no longer be monitored by the Babylonian Brotherhood.
Come to think of it David's hand shake was unusual, I'm surrounded by Freemasons and Babywhatsit lodge members but I have never known them to place microchips up anywhere?
I think he's being monitored by the Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries. There's a lot of bestiality in the fens and Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis is no joke. (Apparently, if you can spell it, you haven't got it)
'I am not local you know' and can prove it. To start with I only have five digits on each hand, hate eels and have never slept with any of my relatives. Although now I think about it I did play ‘show me yours’ with my cousin Linda when we were about five.
You can have a go if you want but I'm almost 99.9999999999% certain you won't get. But considering the smartarses on here there's no way I'm offering a prize.