Still got fireworks exploding outside my house, but the coca cola crimbo lorry advert just appeared on TV. Bah humbug!
Got the fireworks it's even pissing down big style and I can Hear the distant banging going on .Whats up with these Arseholes?
All while Tesco put out the Easter Eggs, WHSmiths lay out the Mothers Day cards and Iceland stock up with xmas Turkeys. Get 'em in early I say. Beats shopping at the petrol station the night before
