Garage Security System

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  1. kpone

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    It has occurred to me that there are one or two negatives about building a mancave half the footprint of the house.

    One: there's always the danger that the Firebloke might move in (he's a bit like a traveller (parks on the grass, can't understand his accent)).

    Two: It screams out that there may be something inside of interest to a passing pond dweller.

    So what to do about security?

    I've looked long and hard at the problem, and in the end, it was obvious. There is only one way to protect a cave...


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  2. jamie meads

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    Invest in an intruder alarm, if your local as a intruder alarm engineer I could supply you with a all singing and dancing alarm to protect your Lego as we all know you need to remortgage to afford that stuff!
     
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  3. Remal

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    ALARM!!!!!! Why is that needed when you have Batman
     
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  4. BoroRich

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    I'm sorry but this thread just made me think of this :D

     
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  5. kpone

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    That's sweet of you Jamie, but it just won't help unless it teaches Gary and Firebloke how to use their fecking mirrors...
     
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  6. Ritchierich

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    Just instead a couple of these. Old photo as I now have SP plus no rude comments about the blue thing, "It's the doggies toy" ;-)
     
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    Just install a couple of these. Old photo as I now have SP plus no rude comments about the blue thing, "It's the doggies toy" ;-) Guard Dogs.jpg
     
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  8. kpone

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    I'm sorry Rich, but that double ender simply cannot go without a snigger.

    It'd be like not laughing at a loud fart. Not... going...to...happen.
     
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  9. Ritchierich

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    Honestly came home and the misses had bought this, thought hay up going to have some fun tonight until she showed me on Amazon what it was. :-(
     
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  10. kpone

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    All these new frigging 'like' buttons and there's not a 'sceptical' one...
     
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  11. martinowen

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    Hmmm did you find the "dog toy" before your Mrs said that was what it was by any chance?
     
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  12. Abb

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    Sorry bud, not having thats a dog toy! :D
     
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    Wow girls that was a hell of a ' dog toy' them collie boyz brought to the party eh....:D

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  14. Leeroy

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    well it all depends on what type of doggy your thinking of ;)
     
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    Hey Rich that's where photo shop comes into its own. Think i would have taken 30 seconds and removed "the dogs toy" :D:D:D
     
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