It's that time of year again were Santa (and the wife) have stopped my allowance due to presents and crap for Christmas.......... So with that in mind I'm gonna sell my services...... If any you blokes or specially ladies want a naked chef, butler, waiter or me to wash and polish your bike naked or in a mankinni then I'm your man........ I can even send Picts of my gentlemans sausage, ear, foot, nose or whatever your into........ Even for the gents I will be the tunnel but not the train.... Need the cash for new brake/clutch levers and new exhaust..... I will accept PayPal, cheque, cash and bankers draft......
Yup .Please send photo of said Sausage to all members for approvals prior to consideration of services .
Bry, you need to be careful handing out these freebies, mate. It's diluting the perceived value of the goods. Leave 'em wanting more, mate. Please. It's for all of us, okay.
Mustard. So does Nutty have to pay for said Bry-Services, and then write a detailed report, before he gets his own thread in the 'Traders' section?
WTF? Bry's turning in to a man-whore/gigolo to fund his modding addiction, and the add at the top of the page is for Chinese mail-order brides.......whatever next?