What's the big deal I here you say ? I will tell you what I was sat outside the Midway cafe on my own waiting for Barney and next minute up rolls a 14 seater mini bus crammed full of the finest pussy all skimpy clothes on a Hen party off to Chester races so as I count them off one by one they head into the cafe for cans of drink ect and when they come out they where all over the bike and one asked could she sit on it which I agreed and took an eyeful loads of photos taken by the girls and once they got back on the bus I inspected the bike seat and yes as thought a Moggy trail was left behind I said to Barney to have a sniff but Mrs B stopped him in mid flight .Bugger no flaming camera.
Giv i know everything you say to be true but...... but saying that i have a furtive imagination so i'll just have a moment to myself..
GIV if you ever want to come and sniff the seats in the limos give me a shout as every week we have sexy girls in short skirts and a lot of the time knickerless(how do I know this you ask well as the gent I am when the girls get out of the limo I offer my hand as support well my eye line is on the bulls eye ):. But as the true proffesional when I see they are commando I turn my head ) Sometimes
Its true lee , I seen the snail trail myself , Any normal person would wipe it clean but giv left it there and sat on it for a couple of hours ,
I feel that by going by the responses on this thread there is a market for a new fragrance or air freshener "Bottled Clunge"! ;
