You would thought they would offer the "Hilarious Safety Brief"* as a chargeable option. *max 2 funnies per safety brief. Must be booked before arrival at airport. Excess fee for more than 2 funnies or if you listen to them without paying in advance. Not guaranteed to be funny, new or understandable.
Ryanair would charge you Broadway prices for entertainment like that. Very good that people can still have fun at their work without HSE or PC demanding they be removed or censored. Well done lady, wish there was more like you up in the air.