Right, last year, I had a very small plate made up for my euro tour, this year I'm getting another. I want a slogan at the bottom, maybe holiday related?? What would you have on yours?? Not too offensive, as most police have no sense of humour when I get a pull. The best one gets a half eaten snickers and a slice of best of both bread. Churz!
Hedge seeking missile Happiness is..... a dead bike thief! personal fav and going on mine '' My, you are a handsome policeman ''
If you get any closer you will be needing a condom i cant see the clocks orrificer ...hence the wheelie me grans nips are tucked in her pop socks Upside down "If you can read this I've fallen off!"
I quite like 'A sizzling AURAL performance - Linda Lovelace.' A bit long but I'll play with the 'aural' bit!!! But some of the ladies might find that a bit hard to swallow though
I had " my other toy has tits" on the last one. One copper laughed, the other one thought it was so good he gave me a prize of a £60 fine.
