How Jammy!

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  1. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

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    Got this text message off the mrs this morning!

    Listen to this for a crack...one of the teachers daughters frend is getting married in a few weeks at Dublin castle they had a call from the ppl at the castle to say wud u change the date of ur weddin as we have a couple that requested tha date.obviously they sed no,they called bk agen they sed I y change ur date this couple will pay for ur whole wedin they sed no again....the castle called again the couple asked have u booked a honeymoon n do u háve a mortgage yes was the reply it's 300,000 mortgage..4th phone call 400,000 wil b deposited into ur account in a few minutes by mr lampard.
     
  2. ColinBR

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    If it were me mate. I wouldn't tell anyone till after their wedding incase by the off chance someone posted on a puplic site their wedding plans and then pulled out. No what I meen ;)
     
  3. Benn The Pig

    Benn The Pig Well-Known Member

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    Not mine so I don't care lol
     
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  4. ColinBR

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    Lmao. :)
     
  5. kpone

    kpone Moderator
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    I'm certain I heard something like this before, when the Beckhams got married or some other vapid celebs.
     
  6. ray

    ray Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Madonna & Guy do this to a couple in Scotland?
     
  7. exfire

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    That really is a stroke of luck.
     
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