I announce with great sadness.....

Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by Mel, Feb 20, 2012.

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  1. Mel

    Mel Active Member

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    that my bastard of a partner, dropped a fooking great big heaving ramp on my bike and damaged the side fairing and i need a new one :mad::(:mad::(

    My 3 months of celibacy starts here ...... :D
     
    #1 Mel, Feb 20, 2012
  2. BLAGGERS

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    Oh, thats shit is that mel.
     
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  3. Jimbo Vills

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    yeah for poor lewis!!

    and mel needs a new panel ha ha
     
    #3 Jimbo Vills, Feb 20, 2012
  4. SIDEWAYS

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    Silly boy! Get him to cook the dinner,wash up and do the washing for 3 months.:D
     
    #4 SIDEWAYS, Feb 20, 2012
  5. BLAGGERS

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    Hope he can cook aswell......
     
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  6. Mel

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    sideways, he already does that, got him well trained :D
     
    #6 Mel, Feb 20, 2012
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    AAHHH Bless!!
     
    #7 SIDEWAYS, Feb 20, 2012
  8. Barmbyblade

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    Celibacy!! He'll soon find his way round that one Mel :D
     
    #8 Barmbyblade, Feb 20, 2012
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    Choke the chicken

    Spank the monkey

    Playing the pink flute

    Playing with the one eyed monk with a polar neck

    Playing with palm and her 5 friends....

    Sex is great but you can't beat the real thing

    P.S thats shite your bike got damaged
     
    #9 bry641, Feb 20, 2012
  10. slowr1der

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    Come on Mel sell it a bit better than that.................you were getting your knee down on a bend when you hit black ice amd the bike slide away from you
     
    #10 slowr1der, Feb 20, 2012
  11. Mel

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    haha slowr1der, i wish that were true but no, he is a first class muppett !!! :D
     
    #11 Mel, Feb 20, 2012
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    Be fair Mel . Lewis did it. Why should you be celibate....?
     
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    And he's still your partner???
     
    #13 megawatt, Feb 20, 2012
  14. Remal

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    Bugger Mel not good news.


    Bugger did that sound wrong^^
     
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  15. Mel

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    Did i say partner? I meant bitch :D
     
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    Nothings changed then? Surely his satus should be lowered further?? Lol
     
    #16 Jimbo Vills, Feb 20, 2012
  17. exfire

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    Oh dear Mel, I feel for you. As for the perpetrator of this vile deed and act of wanton neglect, well words fail me...........strange how it was yours and not his. I hope these words of comfort will help you to be forgiving. Lol
     
    #17 exfire, Feb 20, 2012
  18. Nutty Tart

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    Nahhh ... fcuk that ... make the bugger pay


    And I don't just mean the money :D
     
    #18 Nutty Tart, Feb 20, 2012
  19. Benn The Pig

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    What colour?
    Oh and shite news!
     
    #19 Benn The Pig, Feb 20, 2012
  20. Mel

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    Its black (best colour by the way) :D
     
    #20 Mel, Feb 21, 2012
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