The good news is that for many of them, the first major stretch of water they have to navigate is the Thames, so fortunately until they can work how out to use a bridge, the real Southerners are protected from them.
And even truer men of Kent have a second defence Think they should install secondary check points to double check these I'd cards. Great idea
With the flooding on the Medway, thats really screwed it for them crossing into deepest Kentshire, no need for ID cards now, probably the only Northerner with any chance of getting across is Zippy.
True. I've stood the crossbow tower down to daylight hours since the floods. Let the boys have a break.....
It is a problem.. I married to one (shes from Nottingham) wasnt married 5 minutes and shes bringing all the family over with her..
Im from the midlands and it is noteworthy that all of our housing stock was taken by the southerners in the 80s and 90s pushing up the cost of housing so most of us now live in static caravans and wash their cars and cut their grass. My point is?
And why on God's green Earth, would we want go down south? We have everything up here. Great biking roads, beautiful countryside, women with morals as loose as a Bradford man's stool samples, and a Greg's on every rundown, partially boarded up, high street. Bliss
You are getting confused Lambeth, those from Yorkshire need the ID cards, those from foreign climes like Scotland need passports....2 different things matey, and the good thing is the passport holders reach a fecking great wall before they even get to the water mass called the Thames.
My mother was from chelmsford my father from christchurch nz i was brought up in lincolnshire just by cadwell park i married a yorkshire woman and now shelter just off the m62 in liversedge. who do i apply to for a card ? Also the locals unnerve me and speak in many different ways . apparently tint in tin explanes something.
Arc, you do not need an ID card, just sit down with a nice big mug of tea and a custard cream.....and a counsellor....and talk it through to try to make some sense of it all