British Airways -v- Budget airlines An ode from some who knows When frequent I fly What ticket to buy From the main board I am bossed To keep down the cost Oh no I exclaim, why go so cheap You realise I will have no chance to sleep We claim to be best in class This is just crass They call it Easy jet You wanna a bet Then there is ryanair Not exactly known for their customer care Check in on line Get it wrong and your in for a fine Big hand luggage! Fork out more money From the look of the staff they think it’s very funny Is it because of what you did pay That the gate is so far away Stand in line, here's no where to sit And walk for miles should you need a shit Ipods in ears If they don’t turn them down, long term damage me fears Don't these idiots realise there is no need to compete Everyone is going to get a seat Everyone push a pull If I had a gun, it would be a passenger cull Smokeless ciggys and scratch cards for sale To be honest it just makes me pale Occasionally on time, the trumpet will call Me I sit red eyed climbing the wall The world’s favourite airline The money I spent, all the shares should be mine Oh I long for the days of old When my BA membership was gold Being one of the few Who never had to stand in a queue It provided many a perk Be fitting of me, who drives round in a Merc Now it’s just blue To the carrier I am just David - Who! The Prime Minister who was known as Magg's Told them not to cover the flags On boarding I used to turn left Now I turn right, leg room and comfort is always a fight In business hot towels and a good meal Even real glasses and cutlery made of steel A glass or two a complementary wine Thank you very much that will do fine The cabin crew I knew On the regular routes that I flew Always had a smile Above the clouds, mile after nautical mile Now I am in aways in cattle Everything’s a bloody battle Bugger all space The back of someone's seat in your face You still get something to scoff But its a case of lump it or you can sod off The trip I liked least Was one to the Far East Not with BA But Malaysia Airway Found to my dismay There was a delay Sat next to a fat bird from down under Was it a girl or bloke, I was beginning to wonder Going home because her dad was dead After a few hours her crying was doing my head The seat wouldn't recline The flight was full so to uncomfortable trip I had to resign Arriving late in KL I hoped an end to my hell A terminal transfer by monorail Would I make the connection or fail? After 14 hours on my arse now having to run I can tell you that was no fun At last I got to Penang and its climate of heat But all I needed was sleep, I was dead beat But after a journey of nine and half thousand miles It was worth it just to be greeted by my lovely lady’s smiles Should I just quit? Or just put up with this shit For now I have no choice but to sit here and moan I have to be able to pay my bike loan Id love to retire And just ride by blade of fire Never mind, it won't be long till spring With the warmth and dry roads it will bring Get some heat in the tyre Then off on a flyer Nothing like the power push To give you a rush It’s all about the need To push up the speed But to be totally frank It’s also the angle of bank When hitting the bend My pulse it will send Out on my bike Now that's what I like The 2011 Fireblade The best superbike ever made It’s time for the last call To leave this departure hall To return to good old blighty If this wind keeps up I might need to prey to god almighty Only one more trip this calendar year Then its Christmas I hear Max out on the booze And plenty of snooze Its not our turn to have my mother But due to my bastard of a brother So she is staying with us We won’t make a fuss But when my bro I will meet He’s gonna be dead meat If next year he does not take his turn On a stake he will burn Thanks to all on this forum Who stave off my boredom With advice and wit On what new modifications to fit Merry Christmas to one and all Don’t know about you but we are going to have a ball Sent from my David's Blackberry
Yep its all mine, all true facts as well. Glad you liked it, i started it to kill time but it just grew arm and legs as i got into it.
Thanks Nutty, looks like I am going Rottenair to Germany again next week, unless I get snowed in (any one know a snow version of the rain dance that I can do) oh well, there is always the Christmas market again!
Thought that was short skirts and low cut tops! Wonder why mine is size 18 ish with an arse the size of a small country, oh i know, I didn’t employ her.
She is if I dont do what I am told, but seems to know what i need done before I do, wouldn't swop her even for a free life time supply of Maltesers
