It’s a well known fact that Right hander’s are known to be clumsy and less intelligent than left hander’s. History has shown left hander’s are superior beings. Case for the defence without using my left handed grey matter to hard: Captain Black Leonardo da Vinci Michelangelo Uri Geller Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Queen Victoria Fidel Castro Joan of Arc Johnny Herbert Marilyn Monroe Angelina Jolie Jack-the-Ripper Napoleon Bonaparte Winston Churchill David Bowie Kurt Cobain Prince Charles – ok I will give you that one Price William Bruce Willis Steve McQueen Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Barack Obama Charlie Chaplin Bart Simpson Phil Collins Noel Gallagher Jimi Hendrix Isaac Hayes Robert Plant
Ahhh all very well but which side is your throttle on......................?????????????? whos the more superior now
Kurt Cobain ? did he not blow his brains out Good music though Charlie Chaplin Mildred Harris was 16 in 1918 when she married Charlie Chaplin (29) Dirty sod Bart Cartoon need I say more Noel Gallagher And your reason for saying this?
Bart Simpson. The throttle is just a tool. So reflex action designed it to be right handed. Like all other tools.
Ok what side do you wan........ no better not ladies read this And ken, don't want him visiting your house to find out
Not a problem, left hander’s are ambidextrous and multi tasker’s from birth (just don’t let my Mrs. know the last one)
Don't drag me into this. I am left handed. And remember nobody ever saw the need to make a list of northpaws. They're like bloody fleas. Over here, taking our jobs, marrying our women. You're like bloody grey squirrels, only not cute. My boss tried to use my left handed scissors once and nearly committed seppuku the bloody spaz.
Yeah left handers, bunch of geniuses - unitl it comes to:- Writing Cutting paper Opening a can of beans Cutting some bread Peeling potatoes Etc etc etc
Uri Geller - Fraud + bezzie mates with wacko jacko Paul McCartney - Really bad taste in women Ringo Starr - Has a big nose Fidel Castro - Communist mental Joan of Arc - Burnt at the stake Marilyn Monroe - Dead Jack-the-Ripper - Nuff said Napoleon Bonaparte - Original 'little man complex' mentalist Kurt Cobain - Topped himself (presumably after realising Courtney Love was a minger) Bill Clinton - Shamed Globally Bart Simpson - Left handed creative types probably don't understand that the Simpsons are fictional Noel Gallagher - Mental Jimi Hendrix - Dead If that's your list of significant lefties (you forgot Polar Bears), your argument isn't compelling matey! Oh, isn't the life span of lefties statistically shorter?
Its better to burn out than fade away. Alright, I'll give you Geller. But I'd dump even you to party with the rest of your list V.
10 years shorter, oooh i'm so glad i'm right handed, can use both if i need/want to though xx[/QUOTE] It will be shorter then that if i dont get my nose out of this laptop pronto and go and give Ling some friday night fire side snuggles
Ask me which one I'm using right now?.....behave yourselfs I'm just buttering my toast using my knife in my Right hand......but i'm left footed though that's a perfect combo for riding a bike except the older British jobbies
