Lost his teeth

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  1. Givover

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    MADRID (AP) — A motorcyclist brought traffic to a standstill on one of Madrid's busiest highways after he pulled over to look for his false teeth, which flew out of his mouth when he sneezed, according to local media reports.

    Two municipal police officers approached the motorcyclist Saturday and ordered him to resume his journey for his own safety and that of other drivers on the capital's M-30 highway, Europa Press reported. It wasn't known if the man found his dentures.

    City police weren't immediately available to confirm the report and provide more details.
     
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    Almost as bad as Friday when I went to meet Wedgie (bought his mates R6) and the M5 at Cribbs Causway was brought to a stop by a duck and a dozen chicks in the middle/fast lane.
     
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    You'd think Spain was used to old folk without teeth seeing as Firebloke goes over at every opportunity ;)
     
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    Not as bad as that bloke in Boro who stopped traffic by wandering around on the dual carriageway looking for his severed penis

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    Know what your saying Rich, but he could have had loads to chose from, I've driven/ridden over the A66.



    There's loads of pricks on there ;)
     
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    Was ken in Madrid at this time
     
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    Wot a TOSSER! :D

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    I can see how that could happen. As a denture wearer, I myself have lost several full sets whilst experiencing the sudden deceleration associated with my other favourite pass-time of 'Bungee' jumping. :eek:

    Nick.
     
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    Not anymore he ain't :eek:
     
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  11. SimonRR

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    what?? how the hell did he lose it?? or was he on drugs lol ;)
     

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