Love him or hate him...

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  1. kpone

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    ....mad Jack makes me laugh.

    Just watching superpole and he asks Jamie Whitham,

    "how do do restart one of these bIkes then James? Get it just past maximum compression then give it a measured, long kick?"

    "No Jack. These bikes don't have kick starts.".

    In a world without Murray Walker, we need Jack Burnicle.
     
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    PMSL for that comment alone I LOVE HIM :)
     
  3. Villan

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    Haha so bad hes good. I love him, hes terrible
     
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    You have got to love him. he would be in a home if it wasnt for the weekend job
     
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    Jack and Jamie are a top team. Both are real characters and work so well together. I wouldn't like the commentary mics to be handed to anyone else! :D
     
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    Good call there Kpone, Yup any fool that can make you laugh or smile has to be ok, and add the fact that he is stealing a living why not?
     
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    Class just seen this on Eurosport 2 and nearly PMSL !
     
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    he had a couple of corkers during race 1 aswell, like when the timing screens went down and he just couldnt understand what was happening, then saying all the riders are now putting on there man sized condoms when it rained, like that race wasnt good enough but with his added humour it was brilliant
     
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    Yeah, I remember the condom remark. Wouldn't you just love to see Jack and Murray doing the TT's together.
     
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    Yes i would love that. wouldnt have a clue what was going on but it sure would be entertaining
     
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    Just watching "The Boat That Guy Built" and the man hisself is about to make a cotton sheet.

    "So you want to spin the thread then weave it into a sheet" Says the the guide at the mill museum.

    "What, so theer taking abaht gettin' t'cotton straight from t'sheeps back, right through t'makkin t'sheet?" asks our hero.

    Mad Jack had better watch out when Guy hangs up his boots. His job may be in jeopardy.
     
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    Have you ever considered being a commentator ken. maybe put you and zeepony together and im sure something special could happen
     
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    Jeez!! You can't shut him up enough as it is, don't give him a mic ffs!!
     
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    I want him to be my best man just to hear the speech! He is a living legend.
     
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    ........................................!
     
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    Spoiler alert!

    JB: and Alex Lowes...................

    JW: stays 6th Jack.

    JB: there's some lightning fast arithmetic going on in the commentary box here.

    JW: it came up on the screen when he crossed the line Jack.

    But mad Jack was then trumped by the fat ginger twat who turned to Tommy Hill and says "So, Tommy Hill. Pole position. Happy with that?"

    "of course I'm happy with that. That's the most stupid question you've ever asked me"
     
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    I was laughing my head off at that!
     
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    Just a couple more:

    JB: and see them rocket up Bray Hill.



    JW: erm... Where are you to then Jack, that's on t'Isle of Man. So you mean Clay hill?

    And, at the start of lap 7 of the 10 lap super sport race:

    JB: And there's 4 laps to go.....

    No! 2.....

    Or even 3.

    JH: Well, there's some laps left Jack.
     
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    Karl harris crashed with "Phenomenal venom"!!!
     
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    That one was good though. I wish I could put words together like that.

    Some heroic racing out there today, made extra special for me by seeing somebody I don't care for going backwards, but the hero of the day was the camera man who stood in front of John Kirkham, in my humble opinion.
     
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