Merry fecking Xmas!

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  1. martinowen

    martinowen Moderator
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    Typical me!
    Mon I injure my back when a faulty chair falls apart in a cafe

    This evening taken to hospital by ambulance after the bloody dog runs straight into my bad knee at full speed
    Looks like another Xmas on crutches :(
     
    #1 martinowen, Dec 12, 2014
  2. Daznorthwest

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    Bollucks mate.. Sorry to read this. Er get well soon? Have s good one mate
     
    #2 Daznorthwest, Dec 12, 2014
  3. lambchops

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    Bloody hell Martin, well at least no ones stole all your Christmas money yet! Again...
     
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  4. Si.

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    Where there's a blame, there's a claim.
     
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  5. martinowen

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    X-rays showing all replacement parts in the knee where they should be, but suspected ligament.
    Oh well that gets me out of washing up on Xmas day :)
     
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  6. Garyb

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    You sir, are a walking fookin disaster.

    GWS.
     
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  7. martinowen

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    I agree apart from never been good at the walking bit
     
    #7 martinowen, Dec 12, 2014
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  9. M3NTALIST

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    That's some bad luck Martin, hopefully it doesn't come in three's. Be carefull out there;)

    Andy B
     
    #9 M3NTALIST, Dec 12, 2014
  10. arthurbikemad

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    My mate set a rat trap, I wanted to make it into an X mas card.

    Simply says.. "Happy Fking Christmas"

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  11. Gilesy

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    shit Martin.. you better buy a lottery ticket! GWS mate :)
     
    #11 Gilesy, Dec 12, 2014
  12. Barstewardsquad

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    Bloody hell mate you love this time of year don't you. GWS.
     
    #12 Barstewardsquad, Dec 12, 2014
  13. flurbs

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    Sorry to hear bud, get well soon.
     
    #13 flurbs, Dec 13, 2014
  14. Kentblade

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    Martin, with your constant run of bad luck, the best thing you can ask for is a pair of stabilisers for your bike, take the risk out of having to balance mate.

    GWS
     
    #14 Kentblade, Dec 13, 2014
  15. Yorkshire Tyke

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    Dog for xmas dinner then...?
     
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  16. steve b

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    I would just like to say thankyou martin.
    having people like you around makes life safer for the rest of us as you absorb all the bad luck!
    once again THANKS :D
     
    #16 steve b, Dec 13, 2014
  17. Beckers

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    Bloody ell mate that's a bummer!
     
    #17 Beckers, Dec 13, 2014
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    The things people will do to get out of doing the Christmas day washing up! Get well soon mate, do you want some grapes?
     
    #18 sps170373, Dec 13, 2014
  19. martinowen

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    Thanks everyone.
     
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  20. martinowen

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    Have given the dog to a lovely Turkish couple up the road













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