Now don't get me wrong, I like a good fanny as much as the next man but it wouldn't be my first choice for a flapjack flavour.
You should've studied harder at skool, or you should wear your specs.... Or, as you said.... Hoover your mind out....
I confess that I am impressed that amidst all the banter an innuendo of this thread, nobody has sunk to the depths of highlighting the syllable 'flap'. I'm proud of you guys.