My Eyesight Isn't Too Great

So I thought I'd go for a quick blast around Greater London to see if it's ok.

Anyone else need to do a quick blast to check their eyesight?

 

Serious note he has to be sacked or quit it's a farce we have had to endure if this is not the case.

 

Is it safe yet

 

I love the way the reporters and paps are practically crawling over each other to get near him. Looks more like an example of an orgy than social distancing.

They really are vermin.

 

I think they have got a point this time
he has brought it on himself
Who will employ him now though the cheating, lying, blind, two faced wan£££
Labour Party I recon

 

Like I'd still be on the fence if he just came out yesterday, on time, held his hands up and said, I messed up, I was wrong and I'm sorry.

But he didn't he fed us an absolute load of ______________ for an hour after arriving 40mins late to his own press conference, in the rose garden of No 10 and made the PM wait to do his speech. The fact that he thinks we're all mugs incensed me even more than his first round of actions which could have been just about put to bed with a frank, honest apology.

I mean its given some hilarious banter along the way, but he's taking the _____ now and really has to go.

 

I'm not defending him, they are all grade A penises. Just think it's funny that the ones that are there to capture the story are themselves going against the government advice.

 

Yeah maybe we should sack all those as well?

 

Fixed it for you FOC

 

There's some top quality imagery out there at the moment;

Dom's Strava account;

https://www.strava.com/activities/3515122450

 

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