New Facial Treatment for Female Members

Always aiming to assist my fellow forumites (and their wives/partners, I offer this:

https://nypost.com/2018/11/27/kate-beckinsale-hops-on-the-penis-facial-trend/

 

Ewwwww I wonder if her face smells of willy

 

I’ve dreamt of spaffing over Kate many times. Is that a similar treatment, as I’d volunteer to do it for free!

 

Why don't you try it on yourself first & if it works then get back to us

 

Yeuch, why would I want to? Cum...to think of it why would anyone

 

Bye bye thread

 

I am gratified that my helpful post has been tagged 'useful'!

It's so great to be appreciated for my efforts!!

 

It's no good deleting it @PauloHRC

It's been copy/pasted to the Headmaster

 

I was advised.......anyway it's apparently good for the skin!

And may I say you're looking particularly fresh faced this evening @Lozzy !

 

It's all the exercise & fresh air I get

 

Bring out the Gimp........or in your case Gimps!

 

Old Nigel always lags behind tho....lamp post sniffing

 

Well, whaddaya reckon. Still trying to find those teeth someone taped to a friggin' lamp post!!