Not only will it make you go blind, it will loosen your bowls

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  1. Freedom of choice

    Freedom of choice Elite Member

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    I swear I have just wet myself a little bit. I just had a very worried confession box call from one of my guys. At first I had my head in my hands followed by cracked ribs and run mascara; I still have tears running down my face whilst L is tut tutting something about men being vile base animals.
    Apparently he was watching porn on his company laptop last night, knocking one out before his partner came home when a pop up appeared filling the screen that looked like it was from the Police informing him that what he was watching is illegal and he will be contacted shortly and may face charges, to avoid the charges he would have to pay a fine of £100 by following a link, The stupid idiot clicked the link in blind panic and it locked his computer on that screen, and no doubt in the process gave access to everything on it.

    I think I have just about managed to square it with the IT manager to make it this issue go away swiftly without any need for personnel getting involved.

    The poor fella told me he never slept a wink last night, personally I think it’s the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.
     
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  2. AshBlade

    AshBlade Riding Goddess

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    Ha Ha Ha....... pmsl.
     
  3. kpone

    kpone Moderator
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    Is it as bad as that bit when you build up to a good sneeze and it just disappears do you reckon?

    'cos I hate that.
     
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  4. dave d

    dave d Elite Member

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    HA HA funny as fcuk.......shouldve stuck to xhamster or tubegalore.
     
  5. martinowen

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    Pmsl that's hilarious!
     
  6. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Haha a Friend of mine had this police pop up spam only this week. Unsure what she was watching though
     
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    I also have heard that one can't remember who it was but I thought he told me the pop up copper had a note to say pay up £100.00 to unlock the computer .
     
  8. thezipsteruk

    thezipsteruk Elite Member

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    omg, that is bloody hilarious!
    pop up copper, how ridiculous....arent they?? :eek:
     

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