Took the missus out for breakfast at the Golden Arches in Lincoln today. I know I spoil her but she is worth it Anyway there was this bloke in there sat down drinking a coffee. Nothing odd in that you say until I tell you he was in a cowboy outfit. Not some toy story type outfit from toys r us, a full cowboy outfit. Cowboy boots, jeans, denim shirt, mexican poncho and cowboy hat. Thing is it all looked well worn and he kept looking to see if people were checking him out. He popped out for a smoke but I didn't see if he was smoking cheroots Best bit is that the missus, who frequently accuses me of not noticing things, walked straight past him and thought I was winding her up when I told her
Ha ha Was it Clint Eastwood.... I hear he's a fan of the occasional dirty burger or just a straggler from a Stag Do. If not, you're bang on - Nowt so queer as folk....
Did he have short dark hair, stubble and a poncho that looks basically like a small square blanket with a hole in the middle to put his head through by any chance Gary? Sounds like that nut job on Burton road (its a small world ehh).
