Gave the bike a bit of stick on the way home from work. Parked up at the offi to get some cans and some vino for her. Came back to a massive puddle of fluid under the bike, absolutely shat my pants. Bent down and put a finger in it, rubbed it a little, not oil, sniffed it, only to be greeted by the aroma of dog piss! Some fecking bastard allowed their hound to urinate not only near my blade but right on my bottom fairing. Did I mention I didn't put my gloves back on!
The moral of the story is Hondas don't leak, - leave that to the euro and US bikes, and putting digits in dog piss is very unpleasant even when still warm. Just glad I didn't taste it.
saw the likely culprit, a huge monster of a man with a bulldog/ pit bull type dog, - needless to say I pick my battles!
Hahahaha...thats funny. Hahahaha. Pmsl. Good job you didn't lick it to taste if it was coolant..... Or did you????????
Luckily I've had dogs for a long time. I have a 16 year old Jack Russell who is pretty senile so know the smell of dog wee!. In any-case I wouldn't know the difference in taste between pee and coolant! But to be fair smelling my fingers pretty much involved rubbing them into my nostrils and upper lip. I'm a little OCD so spent a while disinfecting/showering/disinfecting then showering some more
Could've been worse. You could have caught said monster and pitbull in the act and then you might have had to walk past the bike pretending it wasn't yours pmsl
Look on the bright side matey, dogs piss is sterile, and not many things piss all over a Blade, so unlikely to happen too often.
i would have gone mental at him........the ass wipe would have seen his dog doing it and just let him........ funny cause it not me but would have been really pissed off
