quote for brainwashing or assasination!

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  1. steve b

    steve b Active Member

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    Just a quick moan why do women have to name things?
    Especially vehicles .my wife has decided to call my beloved blade
    wait for it

    delilah ffs!!!!! :eek:

    please help
     
    #1 steve b, Jan 29, 2013
  2. Si.

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    Why, why, why Delilah?
     
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  3. Garyb

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    Not sure about brain washing? But I find a little trickle of AC for mild cleansing, however, should things start to get out of hand, (such as naming motorcycles) I take her into work, and give her a good dose of DC, and that reboots her a treat.
     
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  4. Garyb

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    Tom Jones syndrome?

    Is it common?

    It's not unusual.




    I thank you ;)
     
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  5. IcarusGreen

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    It's just so that when her mates ask where you are she can tell them you're riding Delilah, the mistress.
     
    #5 IcarusGreen, Jan 29, 2013
  6. AshBlade

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    I call my bike Morris...... :D
    Ive named every bike ive ever had..... its just the way it is...:)
     
    #6 AshBlade, Jan 29, 2013
  7. mr.h

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    try reverse psychology...name her boobs and vajojoo...see what happens! worst that could happen is that you spend the night with ' delilah ' ;)
     
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  8. kpone

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    I have never imposed either gender or name to any of my vehicles. They have always been 'it'.

    Until the Blade. The blade is Bill.
     
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  9. Freedom of choice

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    Ling has called my Blade "3 times annual salary" Now I am not saying she is not keen on me having a motorcycle but......there is nice beach side house for her in Penang and the my kids taken care of riding on me making a high speed error of judgement. Warms the heart dont it.
     
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  10. explorer

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    Oh lucky old Morris, I did call a bike tigger, only because it was a triumph tiger, not named the blade.
     
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  11. Carl

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    She has called it Delia because it sings like a canary :)
     
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  12. AshBlade

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    I even call the voice on the Zumo satnav Margret... :rolleyes:
     
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  13. phantom

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    my wife called my last bike daisy duke, and this bike rhonda :s
     
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  14. Carl

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    Well that pass over everyone, did it not?
     
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  15. kpone

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    Delia, Norwich. I got it Carl. Honest.
     
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  16. Jamiestrada

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    I have not named the bikes, but I decided to name my company after the bike so I work for Blade Publications Ltd :)
     
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  17. kpone

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    Snappier than "1098s Bayliss Replica".
     
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  18. kpone

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    I tried to get Dan to get a Rhondda FireBlade decal for his but he wasn't playing.
     
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  19. Jamiestrada

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    It does trip off the tongue a little eaiser Ken :)
     
    #19 Jamiestrada, Jan 30, 2013
  20. dan.1moore1

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    Morris .. Ha ha . Love it
     
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