A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were in the market place and as they passed a sandal shop the Jamaican shopkeeper invited them in. He told them he had some magic sandals that made a man wild at sex. The wife was interested in the sandals if what the shopkeeper said was true, the husband being a sex god said he did not need them. The Jamaican persuaded the husband to try them on. As soon as he put them on he got a wild look in his eyes, he grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table and yanked his shorts down. The Jamaican began screaming............................................................................................................You got dem on de wrong feet.