We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate and owner of Needeep N Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children : Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her name. She was then known as Noe Schitt- Sherlock. Meantime, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick - named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper anounced the Schitt- Happens nuptuals. The Schitt Happens children were Dawg,Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says ' You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely Crock O. Schitt
