Sex Insurance

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  1. Jane

    Jane Active Member

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    ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX:

    Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having

    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

    Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged

    Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union;

    Sex with your maid- Employer's Liability.

    Sex with an OAP - Saga !

    Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident


    and finally

    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
     
    #1 Jane, Mar 10, 2013
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  2. mr.h

    mr.h Active Member

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    Ha!
     
    #2 mr.h, Mar 10, 2013
  3. phantom

    phantom Active Member

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    very good
     
    #3 phantom, Mar 10, 2013
  4. Beckers

    Beckers Elite Member

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    Very good.
     
    #4 Beckers, Mar 10, 2013
  5. steve b

    steve b Active Member

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    with sheep

    NFU MUTUAL
     
    #5 steve b, Mar 10, 2013
  6. julestys

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    Excellent :)
     
    #6 julestys, Mar 10, 2013

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