So I bought a pair of joggers from Primark yesterday ............

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  1. paul-b

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    Wow, just wow... what an experience!! It was like walking into Chavsville on the planet Chav !

    I've been told by the missus that I've got lots of decorating to do, so she advised me to go to Primark and kit myself out for the task ahead...
    I already have a draw full of old T shirts but no really old joggers / trousers.. So I took my £20 with the intent of coming away with something suitable...
    I wandered around mingling with all the Jeremy Kyle sorts, there was a rack with Joggers £12.00, I thought it best not to buy the £5.00 ones... legged it to the till, gave the spotty girl my £20.00 to which she replied "there on offa at a fiva innit" so i thought 'result' and went home!

    Now these are labelled as my size but upon trying them on, the legs were about three sizes to small so I literally had to inch them up my legs like tights (apparently), then after struggling with that, the waist, unbelievably was about three sizes to big and fell down at will !! Who the hell, or what the hell are these things made for? The only conclusion I came up with is they're joggers for ostriches !

    Oh well, I cut them up and now I have more cleaning rags....

    I know nobody goes to Primark for tailored garments but this was just taking the piss !!
     
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  2. sps170373

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    Pmsl I hate primark it always looks like a chavs jumble sale
     
  3. Kentblade

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    That explains why so many people come out of there with the waist of their jeans half way down their legs, and looking like that have just shat themselves.
     
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  4. Remal

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    I have been once or twice. only for the kids and it's cheap and they grow out of it quick but agree with what you are saying. Like walking into a JD sports lol

    trousers half way down chaps asses and daft caps
     
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    Hated Primark as a kid, and refuse to go in one these days.
     
  6. Freedom of choice

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    Anagram of Primark = Pram Irk.....says it all really although I can’t say I have ever been in one and hope I never have too.
     

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