My old man had one similar to that for years despite everyone including my mother taking the piss at every opertunity. Then out of the blue he came home having had a No1 all over, we all cheered and clapped.
Yeah I had an uncle with one, the top had so much hair cream that on windy days it popped up like a trap door
Ya not going Bald also R ya Ash? Might have to 're-evaluate' your current elevated position in my Top Totty league if so!
My dad has stuck with his quiff and DA since the forties. As the years have rolled by, he's lost more and more of everything in between the two so that now, all he has left is the quiff and back fringe. Now when he's coming towards you he looks like a Bentley and if he's walking away from you he looks like a hovercraft...