Had a few bizarre offs in my time, but this mornings commute would have topped them all. Was coming through the village at 5:30 this morning and its blowing a hooley, and out from a side road moving swiftly across the front of me is a full size Christmas tree, somehow by luck it just missed the front of the bike. Its green waste collection day and Chrimbo trees get collected if they are left out, made worse by the fact that there is no street lighting where I live and this bloody tree did not have any lights on it. Can only imagine what that would have looked like on an insurance claims form.