Things I wish they'd invent!

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  1. Pete H

    Pete H Active Member

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    Doesn't have to be bike related, but to start,

    A bloody zip adapter so I could zip my dainese trousers to my alpinestars jacket.:mad:
     
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  2. martinowen

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    Something to shut up the mrs
    Something to stop the mrs spending money
    Something to stop the mrs saying no not tonight
     
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  3. Ratser

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    Chloroform mate, prevents or helps with all three. ;)
     
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  4. Remal

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    Or rohypnol,, kidding

    I wish they invented something to make the weather better for longer. ;)
     
    #4 Remal, May 13, 2013
  5. martinowen

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    They call that spain
     
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  6. Remal

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    Or Florida, Something to save for when I retire in years to come
     
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    Motorway concrete bridge supports, long time before they open them up again
     
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  8. coupe312

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    just get the zip adapter stitched in...... simple your jacket will have come with one
     
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  9. phantom

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    fuel level for the blade
     
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  10. coupe312

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    i know mental why dont they do that

    a light mean fcuk all to me........
     
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    Decent paying IT job closer to home, well that or a Teleporter. Fed up with commute.
     
    #11 Barstewardsquad, May 13, 2013
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    Proper headlights for the Fireblade.


    Something to make me more visible to cars.
     
    #12 lambeth longshanks, May 13, 2013
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    a tyre that does not wear out
     
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    Some kind of stealth coating that would stop every copper I see from giving me an accusatory stare.
     
    #14 jokeshopbeard, May 13, 2013
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    Front mounted laser to dry the road 100 yards ahead of bikes (blades only)

    Bike that can do more damage to cars than they can do to us ( be nice to say " wrote off a range rover today and scratched my bloody mudguard" !!!!!!!!!! Well pissed off I am)

    Exploding camera vans

    Write it off get another free deals from dealers

    200mph speed limits for bikes
     
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  16. julestys

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    Tyres that are already scrubbed in rather than have to be careful for 100+ miles.
    Or in my case round the corner and then get spat off
     
    #16 julestys, May 15, 2013
  17. phantom

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    I dont think I have ever really run a tyre in.took it easy
    for 20 miles then cane it, think you just had some bad luck :(
     
    #17 phantom, May 15, 2013
  18. Yorkshire Tyke

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    A blade that runs purely on air.
     
    #18 Yorkshire Tyke, May 15, 2013
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    Giv's blade does, well it did for a bit in Scotland anyway :D
     
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  20. Freedom of choice

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    A cure for man flu or at least a way of postponing it till Monday when it’s the weekend and the sun is shining.
     
    #20 Freedom of choice, May 19, 2013

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