honda cbr fireblade 1000rr, NOT - Yamaha, Ktm, Suzuki, Aprilia, Ducati | eBay ...she takes corners like an Indian does shops LOL EDIT link taken down by ebay so here is the sellers description ' I am selling a 60 plate Fireblade, have no doubts she is the sexiest thing since Jessica Rabbit and in the time I have had her I have chucked more shapes than an etch a sketch on her. She flies like a mig fighter jet and sounds a Spanish hooker climaxing whilst riding a nasa space rocket, she takes corners like an Indian does shops and can make any woman drop her pants with a simple twist of the throttle. You are not just bidding for a mere bike here, you are bidding for a better life. She will guarantee to get you fitter women by the boat load and you mates will now think you are godly to the point were they will offer there mothers to you to mount vigorously at your leisure. She has the experience of 4000 miles done by myself Ron Haslem himself ( yes really ) . She has got Gillies VCR rear sets in gold (and yes it's real gold and they were forged in the fires of mount doom and can control the men of middle earth). She has got a carbon fibre Akrapovic exhaust and ASV stubby levers. She has the tidiest tail tidy god created as you can see in the pictures there isn't one, I don't fuck about with trivial things like the law or rules that's for mere mortals without a Fireblade. The rear indicators are within the back light if you bother with such things. Every ride is better than the last as you are safe in the knowledge that you have your bollocks rested nicely against the back end of a fit blonde, it's like a free lap dance every time you you mount. The tyres are pritty much brand new pirelli's and I do have the pillion seat as well. If you want a real shot in life then you need to buy this and don't let your Missiz tell you any different. This I a lot more fun than an extension, a new kitchen or any other bullshit that women think will improve your life and empty your pocket, the garage is your palace and the road your empire, go and rule that shit cup cake. The only reason I am selling her is because I don't get time to ride on the road anymore as I am racing now and only have time off the track for lifting trophies, mounting bare bitchz and power wanking in my man cave. Make your parents proud of you and get your money out, it's a once in a life time offer. If you win this obviously it will need picking up as I can't post it'
"The only reason I am selling her is because I don't get time to ride on the road anymore as I am racing now and only have time off the track for lifting trophies, mounting bare bitchz and power wanking in my man cave". hahahaha. Class that.
