This is priceless!

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  1. stevebetts

    stevebetts Well-Known Member

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    The Best Lawyers Story Ever
    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued.. and WON!

    (Stay with me.)

    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous.
    The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire' and was obligated to pay the claim!

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest!
     
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  2. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Brilliant lol :)
     
  3. kpone

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    Brilliant, and makes the point I attempted (and failed) to make yesterday much, much better about the state of the judicial system and how it's become Qi for solicitors.
     
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    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Your comments where great yesterday (well I understood what you where saying), wandered why you added that last post :(
     
  5. kpone

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    Me no articulate different day, not now, behind now day....good....
     
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  6. Remal

    Remal It's ME
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    Classic story and thanks for sharing
     
  7. Pinkster1000RR

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    pure class !
     
  8. stevebetts

    stevebetts Well-Known Member

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    Thats the exact reason I posted it Ken!
     
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    Sorry abv, I just read your post above
     
  12. Carl

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    Put a smile on an otherwise dreary day, true or not:)
     
  13. stevebetts

    stevebetts Well-Known Member

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    I'm really dissapointed its not true!
     
  14. Jamiestrada

    Jamiestrada JamieMultiTraitor

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    Oh well fell for it again lol shame it's not true as it does depict the times we are in
     
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    quality!!!
     

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